Things that make me instantly irate:
*Over sexualized hamburger commercials.
*Someone tailgating me (especially when I'm not going under the speed limit).
*When customers are rude and entitled--and especially when they don't treat me like a human being.
*When I get my orange all peeled and it smells SO good, and then I bite into it and it's dry and unflavorful.
*When people name their children stupid, made up names or spell normal name retarded.
*When I get half way through dinner and realize that even with meal planning and grocery shopping, I forgot an essential ingredient.
*Hearing a song on the radio that I love and when I pull it up on Spotify to add to my playlist, I find out it has the "f" word in it (which was edited out on the radio).
*After saying "Hi, I'm Jennifer!" the person responds by automatically calling me "Jenn."
*Stubbing my toe.
*Waking up 20 mins before my alarm goes off.