|i thought i was still an adult even with these band-aids|
Two days ago, i almost sliced my finger off washing a knife. It was a bad cut. My father had given me some very expensive (and very sharp) knives for Christmas. The cleaver slid right through my index finger with no problem at all. i didn't even realize i was cut until my sink started filling with blood.
i bled all over my kitchen.
And then i passed out.
Then i panicked because all i had were the damn Barbie Band-aids.
Luckily, after about five minutes, i got a hold of myself enough to run to my darling downstairs neighbor. She saved my life. Or at least my finger.
Barbie had me fooled! All this time i thought she was a nurse and really she was just dressing up as one.
....i hope this doesn't mean that i have to get rid of my Minion band-aids and the My Little Pony band-aids too.
|"Bottom" teehee hee hee|
(Shout out to Laural for the title)