*Scene: Driving in the car and having a perfectly normal conversation about transvestites (don't judge).
Jacob: Speaking of transvestites, is Lady Gaga one?
Me: i don't think so...
Jacob: Are you sure? Because in her song she says "Don't be a drag, just be a queen" and sometimes she looks...different.
Me: Now that i think about it, she was on the cover of a Cosmo and they wouldn't make a transvestite a cover girl. So she must really be a she.
Jacob: Oh good. If she was a drag queen I would feel so...deceived.
**Side note: "To dress" in spanish is "vestir." Trans=cross. Ite=person/group of people. Cross-dresser. Huh.**
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